Attack on Titan, of course, is a massively successful—and popular—manga and anime series. This live-action entry is the Japanese film industry’s latest attempt to parlay manga and anime into cinema. Parlay? Sorry, plunder would be more fitting here. The first live-action Attack on Titan film from director Shinji Higuchi is volume one in a two-part series, with the follow-up, the heavy-handedly titled Attack on Titan: End of the World, to open in September. Thank Kill Bill for kicking off the pay-to-finish-the-movie trend. This is no Kill Bill. Shinji Higuchi is no Quentin Tarantino.cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1721708870","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"reviews","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"reviews","TAGS":"","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); Superficially, Attack on Titan sure seems like, you guessed it, Attack on Titan. It’s got the name and the logo. There’s a walled city. There are Titans. They eat people. There are characters with names you find in AoT, doing things you see in the manga or the anime, such as flinging about via Three Dimensional Maneuver Gear, slicing down those flesh-eating giants. It all looks like Attack on Titan, but it’s not. [Photo: Toho] Walking out of my local IMAX theater this weekend, my eldest son, a huge Attack on Titan fan, began railing against against all the changes the movie made to the manga. There are plenty. His chief grievances were what most Attack on Titan fans will probably have: That the movie’s changes don’t make Attack on Titan better, but worse. I agreed with him, adding grievances of my own: Forget this movie not working as an Attack on Titan adaptation, it doesn’t even work as a movie. Period. We shouldn’t be too fussed with moviemakers changing the source material to make the film better. We should be when they make it worse. [Photo: Toho] The picture opens with a series of exposition scenes that are so painfully melodramatic, badly acted, and wrought with corny dialogue, I spent the rest of the movie quietly wondering why I didn’t just get up and leave then. When these scenes don’t work and really begin to drag, some piano music or folksy violins are thrown in to emote feelings from actors that, simply put, look lost. [Photo: Toho] They weren’t the only ones. I felt lost, too. The best thing about the Attack on Titan manga and the anime is the vivid world. You get a strong sense of place. You do not get that in this film. Because you don’t have that, there’s no confidence in the filmmaker to take you somewhere else. [Photo: Toho] For all of the hullabaloo surrounding the decision to make the Attack on Titan characters Japanese instead of German or European, the movie might has well have been set in Germany. When the movie opens, we see a town that looks straight out of a JRPG, with medieval style European clothing as envisioned by Japanese people. All of this is underscored by the music used in the film, with is either classical, choral, or, ungh, grating electric guitars and pulsating beats during the big battle scenes. I don’t recall seeing a film in recent memory with such discordant, feckless use of music. The score is so bad that it’s distracting. You know howthe music in Battle Royale sets the mood? The music in Attack on Titan ruins it. Then, later in the film, we end up in an area of destroyed Japanese block apartments. It’s clearly Hashima Island (aka “Gunkanjima” or “Battleship Island”). Everyone in Japan seeing the film will instantly know. The island recently became a World Heritage site, amid great controversy and great fanfare. This is one of the first industrialized places in Asia. [Photo: Toho] Yet, the movie isn’t interested in the island’s history (or even being daring enough to comment on said history), and doesn’t even really use its natural walled shape for any storytelling purposes, but rather, only cares about filming ruined Japanese apartments. In volume one, it seems cosmetic. For looks. That’s all. [Photo: Toho] The changes are not only sometimes odd, but even tone deaf. Part of the controversy surrounding Battleship Island were allegations of forced labor. And yet, in the movie, the Military Police Brigade is decked out in S.S. Nazi-style black uniforms, complete with red armbands. The alteration is an obvious one, because the Military Police Brigade’s uniform look like this in the manga and anime. [Photo: Attack on Titan Wikia] Is the assumption that the Military Police Brigade are as brutal as the S.S.? If so, we don’t see that in the first film, and the viewer will have to shell out another twenty bucks to find out in the second one. Or, is this another example of Japanese fetishization of German military uniforms? Or that, ungh, the original work’s German setting lends itself to this kind of iconography? This is precisely why this movie does not work as a standalone film. It sends mixed signals. The movie’s storytelling isn’t deft enough to handle such nuances—hell, it has enough problems dealing with attacking Titans in a compelling way. [Photo: DMKT] The Military Police Brigade is corrupt in the manga, sure, but it’s not the effing S.S. [Photo: Toho] The red banners are also new, in case the red arm bands are not subtle enough. Everything feels superficial. The title says Attack on Titan, and there are characters with names I’ve heard in Attack on Titan. But they’re not the same characters. Key moments are cast aside. สมัคร winner55 เครดิตฟรี​ Character motivations are either reworked, dissipated, or disregarded entirely. What makes these characters tick either isn’t shown or has been written out of the script entirely. [Photo: Toho] Take Mikasa, for example. In the manga, she is the last Asian person on Earth, something that probably hits home for Japanese readers. Here, in the movie, she’s just another Japanese character in a cast of Japanese characters. If that wasn’t enough (and apparently, it’s not!), the key winner55 ทางเข้า สล็อต​ scene with her and the scarf has been reworked to the point that it’s detrimental to the essence of her character. One of her most famous lines of dialogue in the manga is shortened in the movie, again, undermining her character. One of the few ballsy things this movie did was ditching Levi, who is perhaps Attack on Titan’s most popular character. Whether or not this was a good idea is besides the point: The decision shows that the filmmakers were willing to take a risk. It was a dumb risk. [Photo: Toho] It’s only when the Titans show up that the movie becomes even mildly interesting. The CGI is, well, not great, but thankfully, the movie does have suit actors stumbling around. The film’s director, Shinji Higuchi, who made his name as one of Japan’s best special effects maestros, doing brilliant work on the fantastic 1990s Gamera movies, gleely films the Titans wreaking havoc. Some of the early sequences are filmed like horror movies with one terrific pay-off with a new Titan created for the film. [Photo: Toho] The live-action Attack on Titan movie is from Toho. You know, the studio that brought the world Godzilla. There are scenes at the end with actors in suits fighting in what looks like a miniature city. This is what Toho does best, and these scenes were far more thrilling than any of the movie’s lackluster CG. Attack on Titan is, at its heart, a winner55 com เพื่อ เข้า ระบบ ค่ะ monster movie. This is what the whole film should’ve been: Actors in suits destroying little buildings. Not computer graphics. [Photo: Toho] Shame, because in Attack on Titan, it seems like that’s the only thing Higuchi is interested in—filming actors in Titan suits. I know I was more interested in watching them. But there’s something wrong when the film’s best performances are the Titans’. Understandable, because the humans are either bickering, despicable, or worse, boring. If only the movie had more of an edge to it than its 12-and-up rating allows! The romance stuff falls flat and feels like it was shoehorned in to, probably in the eyes of a Japanese studio exec somewhere, make this more palatable as a date movie. There’s a great Attack on Titan movie waiting to be made. This is not it. Let’s hope the sequel is. To contact the author of this post, write to bashcraftATkotaku.com or find him on Twitter@Brian_Ashcraft Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture, bringing you the latest talking points from Japan, Korea, China and beyond. Tune in every morning from 4am to 8am.